Thursday, January 5, 2012


For the Jewish people, the world only go nuts on Passover. The first sign is an empty place at the dinner table, normally reserved for Elijah the prophet, will be filled as Elijah finally arrives for dinner. This heralds the coming of the Jewish savior. Given that Elijah is a few thousand years late, he will be firmly scolded for all those times he was invited to come to Passover dinner and did not even bother to call to say he wasn’t coming. Never give a Jewish hostess a reason to get mad at you!