Trickster Gods - Creatives

I always thought of creatives (the folks that work on web and application design) as trickster gods put on Earth to torment programmers. Here, let me make that pretty. Oh, you say the interface is confusing and hard to use? But it's pretty, aren't you glad I made it pretty?

If there is a more benevolent god, the programmers prayers will be answered as the benevolent god transforms the creative into a plaid paisley bowling shirt and casts him into a hell full of deaf programmers.

Faith is like gravity. You dont need to understnd it or belive in it. You are not going to float away. Competing faiths, like antigravity, will always be proven to be godless. Faith in antigravity will always punish the heritics when they try to prove gravity does not exist. Anyone testing gravity from a three story building would become a martyr. However, there are some faiths, like rocketry that can beat your faith in a schoolyard faith. That is because the evil always wins.

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For the Jewish people, the world only go nuts on Passover. The first sign is an empty place at the dinner table, normally reserved for Elijah the prophet, will be filled as Elijah finally arrives for dinner. This heralds the coming of the Jewish savior. Given that Elijah is a few thousand years late, he will be firmly scolded for all those times he was invited to come to Passover dinner and did not even bother to call to say he wasn’t coming. Never give a Jewish hostess a reason to get mad at you!